2024年10月22日 · “Deal with your problems yourselves, like adults.” Here are just a few hilarious and memorable quotes from the legendary Pawnee parks director. 1. “There’s only one thing I hate more than lying:...

These quotes from Ron Swanson perfectly capture his disdain for salad and his love for all things meat. Whether you’re a fan of “Parks and Recreation” or not, these quotes are sure to bring a smile to your face.

2023年12月14日 · [On eating salad] "You've accidentally given me the food that my food eats." "If there were more food and fewer people, this would be a perfect party." "Why is everyone else so bad at eating?"

2024年6月1日 · In this blog post, we will share 130 quotes from Ron Swanson that will change the way you view life! I Want This! “I regret nothing. The end.” – Ron Swanson. “Turkey can never beat cow.” – Ron Swanson. “You had me at ‘Meat Tornado.’” – Ron Swanson. “There is only one bad word: taxes.” – Ron Swanson. “Friends: one to three is sufficient.”

2024年12月30日 · When offered a salad, Ron doesn’t mince words: “Since I am not a rabbit, no, I do not.” This moment cements his status as TV’s ultimate meat-lover. Tired of jokes about American stereotypes, a Pawnee resident claps back: “Enjoy the fact that your royal overlords are a frail old woman and a tiny baby.” The mic has been dropped.

2023年8月24日 · Revisit Ron's most memorable quotes in this walk down memory lane. The Ron Swanson diet is pretty simple: a lot of bacon, eggs, steak, whiskey, and absolutely no vegetables. . "Dear frozen...

2024年4月28日 · Ron doesn't really go for salad and when he's served one, he makes it clear that it is not enough to satisfy him. He's also incredibly consistent when it comes to how much he hates vegetables.

2024年5月22日 · Best Ron Swanson quotes about love, meat, salad, and breakfast from parks and recreation. “I can’t go because I don’t want to.”

2022年12月19日 · For example, when testing food for Ben and Leslie’s wedding, Ron states, “There has been a mistake; you have given me the food my food eats", referring to a salad, and when he was forced to ...

2015年2月21日 · Meet Ron Swanson, director of the parks and recreation department. 2. He thinks salad is for the weak. 3. Nothing can stop him. 4. Ron the libertarian. 5. Fishing is like yoga. But you get...